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(via Bet You Can’t Guess What Kind Of Music Retta Listens To In Her Car)
Love this woman.
My hero.
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Cupcakes in the office kitchen
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Also, kudos to Zap2it for titling their Parks and Rec recap ‘Let Leslie Be Leslie.’
Grace, I hope your watching Parks and Recreation.
I LOVE THAT TITLE.
(Source: notabadday)
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Never half-ass two things, always whole-ass one thing.
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High ResolutionHow to Survive the Mayan 2012 Apocalypse by Nick Offerman and Chris Pratt
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Carry a lucky relic, like a watch or something, to pass on to your offspring right before you die: “Protect this watch. I kept it in my ass for two years in Nam.” (Even if it’s not true, this is what you should say.) -
![Build up on your cultural capital this flu season « Screw You — I’m Hilarious!
How to make the most of your flu. Excerpt:
[T]he one imperative in my at-home sickness solution is something intangible but nonetheless effective: optimism. Focusing on the positives in your otherwise dismal state will do wonders for your mental health.
For example, if you find yourself quarantined away from your social life, gossiping instead with the pharmacists at your local CVS and Ready Clinic, take an upbeat point of view. You’re making new friends — ones that can diagnose your future maladies for free.
Or, if you can’t even digest an oyster cracker without being moved to nausea — hello, surprise diet!
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Build up on your cultural capital this flu season « Screw You — I’m Hilarious!
How to make the most of your flu. Excerpt:
[T]he one imperative in my at-home sickness solution is something intangible but nonetheless effective: optimism. Focusing on the positives in your otherwise dismal state will do wonders for your mental health.
For example, if you find yourself quarantined away from your social life, gossiping instead with the pharmacists at your local CVS and Ready Clinic, take an upbeat point of view. You’re making new friends — ones that can diagnose your future maladies for free.
Or, if you can’t even digest an oyster cracker without being moved to nausea — hello, surprise diet!
Must read. Melissa’s hilarious (based on her site’s claims and personal experience!)
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welcome back sam seaborn
When they first had Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec I didn’t think he was going to be a series regular, but I’m so glad he is:
Because this is pure solid gold:
I laughed so hard when I saw this last night when I was eating dinner. I’m pretty sure a grain of rice made its way up my nose and now its lodged in my brain. When I inhale deeply, the grain pushes onto a lobe and my right knee jerks.
That was a convoluted way to say that I enjoyed the Rob Lowe’s dancing.
(Source: athenasaurus)
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Pawnee.
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I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn’t any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.
—Leslie Knope
Favorite Things
Twenty-something.
Atlanta.
Hedonist.
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