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(While scrolling through my dash, Nancy walks by and stops abruptly.)

Nancy: JESUS. That man is HOT.

#haha #conversations #OH Nancy #FYI: nancy is my mom
1 year ago / 821 notes

Nancy: So did the Iron Lady win last night?
Grace: Yes, Meryl Streep won and she had a great acceptance speech.
Nancy: Oh great, if she didn't win, I would've cried.
Grace: What do you mean? You didn't even see the film!
Nancy: I didn't have to. I saw "Mamma Mia". It was great, my favorite! Did she win an Oscar for that movie?
Grace: You're kidding right?

#films #meryl streep #conversatons #OH Nancy #mothers
1 year ago / 1 note

Nancy: I was watching that British show you like last night and saw one of my porcelain pieces in it!
Grace: Oh you mean Downton Abbey?
Nancy: Yes, Downing Nobby.
Grace: Downton Abbey.
Nancy: Donawning.
Grace: Downton Abbey.
Nancy: Downonanon.
Grace: Forget it.

#downton abbey #Nancy #my mother's chinglish makes her the funniest person i know. #personal #conversations #OH Nancy
1 year ago / 12 notes

Grace: (after Justin Bieber movie ends) That was surprisingly good. I was going to send it back to Netflix without even watching it.
Nancy: See, I think that shows that I still have taste. I insisted that we watch the Beeba movie. It's a helluva lot better than that show with the English guy that plays the angry doctor at that Princeton Hospital.
Grace: You mean House. The show that has interesting plots and complex character development.
Nancy: Yes. Whatever. That kid with the pretty hair was better.

#justin bieber #OH Nancy #conversations #mothers
1 year ago / 1 note

Nancy: Grace, you really need to put your valuables upstairs and not have them all willy-nilly downstairs. A robber could come by, peek through the window, and break into the house because your iPad attracted them!
Grace: So you're saying that burglars go through neighborhoods, window-shopping for the best houses to break into?
Nancy: IT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.

#Oh Nancy #Conversations
2 years ago

Grace: Let me get this straight: Because of the sense of urgency in your voice on the phone, you made me drive through crappy Atlanta traffic to rush over to your office to open a PDF---A PDF you said was extremely important and deemed un-openable even though you knew how to open it the whole time?!?!
Nancy: Yes...
Grace: That was a waste of time! The gas! The car mileage!
Nancy: Yes, but you see, I had to do the shopping today and I couldn't open the file. I wanted to make sure that I got tomatoes and that bread you like and the swiss cheese you said goes better with the Boar's Head turkey that your friend served that you said was really good so you can make sandwiches for dinner!
Grace: Well...I do like sandwiches.
Nancy: See? And I've got a conference call with China tonight, so you'll have the house to yourself and there's Cheerwine in the fridge...
Grace: Oh, okay. Thanks mom. You're the best.
Nancy: I know.

#personal #OH Nancy #sandwiches #haha
2 years ago

Mom: Grace, I heard a ghost!
Grace: (Laughs) A ghost. Really? What did it sound like?
Mom: It sounded like "Help me". I think it was trying to speak through your iPhone.
Grace: Hm. Did it sound like this? (Sends a text message)
Mom: OHMYGOD! THAT'S IT! What is it??
Grace: It's the sound the phone makes when I send a text. I can't change it.
Mom: It's such a creepy sound and you can't change it? STUPID APPLE!

#conversations #oh nancy
2 years ago

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