While watching "30 Rock"

• Nancy: Isn't that guy in the hospital now?
• Grace: What, who?
• Nancy: The one that plays the idiot, Tracy Morgan.
• Grace: Wha- how did you know that? You never watch this show.
• Nancy: It's nice to know I can still surprise you from time to time.

The critically acclaimed Downing Nobby

• Nancy: I was watching that British show you like last night and saw one of my porcelain pieces in it!
• Grace: Oh you mean Downton Abbey?
• Nancy: Yes, Downing Nobby.
• Grace: Downton Abbey.
• Nancy: Donawning.
• Grace: Downton Abbey.
• Nancy: Downonanon.
• Grace: Forget it.

• (Andrea Bocelli's "Ave Maria" is playing, Nancy starts to sing along)
• Me: Please stop singing, I'm not drunk enough yet.
• Nancy: I am.

That actor guy

• Nancy: That actor, Bread Pitt... The one that was married to Jennifer Aniston, he seems very popular these days. Good for him. Now he doesn't have to struggle anymore.

How to find a man, according to Nancy

• Nancy: I just read an article in the Chinese newspaper that offered valuable tips on how to find a husband in New York.
• Grace: Ah, do tell.
• Nancy: They're all at the Whole Foods near Columbus Circle.
• Grace: Like in an aisle or kept fresh in a veg crisper?
• Nancy: No, they go there to buy their healthy foods. Afterwards they buy coffee and sit there to people watch.
• Grace: ...
• Nancy: They're there! Sitting! People-watching! Those are your future suitors!