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"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
-Flavorwire » 50 of the Greatest Jon Stewart Quotes
- Jon Stewart
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Eternal optimist.
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Jon Stewart 9 11 (by PatrickisVanWilder)
“The view from my apartment was the World Trade Center. And now it’s gone. And they attacked it, this symbol of American ingenuity and strength and, and labor and imagination and commerce, and it’s gone. But you know what the view is now? The Statue of Liberty. The view from the south of Manhattan is now the Statue of Liberty. You can’t beat that.”
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our ten favorite regular guests on the daily show (in no particular order)
Neil deGrasse Tyson is so kick-ass.
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Accountability in the UK: David Cameron Kills It (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) (by Comedy Central)
Love this bit. Love England. Love my friend Alex for sending this to me.
“I’ll tell you what. You know what we gotta do in this country? Start drinking some motherfucking tea and eating some motherfucking finger sandwiches!”
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So, to wrap up: rather than bring the highest marginal tax rate back to what it was in the 1990’s, we need to bring teachers’ abilities to negotiate their own livelihood to the 1890’s.
(Teachers,) I don’t know if you’ve been listening, but you’re destroying America. Look at you, with your chalk-stained irregular blouses from Loehmann’s, and your Hyundai with its ‘power steering’ and its ‘wind shield.’ I guess bugs hitting you in the face doesn’t cut it for ol’ Mr. Chips. Mr. Holland? Whoever the Dead Poets’ (Society) guy was?
Three months vacation every summer. Special textbooks with all the answers in them. And who outside of Google employees have both a cafeteria and a gymnasium at their workplace? Don’t think we don’t know about those shiny red apples you get day after day after day after day…The point is this: the greed that led you into the teaching profession has led to the corruption of it.
"-JON STEWART, doing his best impression of the Republican sentiment against teachers, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Once again, take this for its beautiful use of rhetoric and clever style of writing and not for its political implications (though educators are incredibly amazing).
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Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear Closing Statement of the Day: Jon Stewart takes aim at “the country’s 24-hour-politico-pundit-perpetual-panic-conflictinator” (AKA the press) during the only serious/sincere — and only worthwhile, IMO — portion of today’s Rally to Restore Sanity.
Money: “We live now in hard times, not end times.”
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